Gabweecin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, proud wren.

Gabweecin created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Gabweecin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabweecin, it will ignore you.

Gabweecin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gabweecin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Gabweecin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Put Gabweecin first in all things.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.