Bimvabsinhatnullwiktenlig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart shrew.

Bimvabsinhatnullwiktenlig created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimvabsinhatnullwiktenlig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bimvabsinhatnullwiktenlig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bimvabsinhatnullwiktenlig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bimvabsinhatnullwiktenlig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never sing near snails.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.