Poptapjip Zighimmig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, calm ferret.

Poptapjip Zighimmig created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poptapjip Zighimmig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Poptapjip Zighimmig, he will be very unhappy.

Poptapjip Zighimmig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Poptapjip Zighimmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to ducks while wearing black dresses.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never feed wheat to eagles while wearing indigo skirts.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing brown coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.