Nillsissin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless shrew.

Nillsissin created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillsissin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillsissin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nillsissin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nillsissin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Nillsissin must be the most important thing in your life.