Faddutfar is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane ferret.

Faddutfar created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faddutfar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Faddutfar, she will ignore you.

Faddutfar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Faddutfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed turnips to foxes while wearing pink kilts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.