Fedcibmot is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic shrew.

Fedcibmot created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fedcibmot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fedcibmot, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fedcibmot's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fedcibmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.