Armlipken is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered
wolf.
Armlipken created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Armlipken, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Armlipken, it will come to you in dreams.
Armlipken's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Armlipken's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Never mention aardvarks.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not make images of living things.