Armlipken is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered wolf.

Armlipken created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armlipken, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armlipken, it will come to you in dreams.

Armlipken's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Armlipken's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not make images of living things.