Sakkargep is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, passionate camel.

Sakkargep created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sakkargep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakkargep, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sakkargep's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sakkargep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Run away if five turtles approach from the east.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Sakkargep on top of important buildings.