Godditmig Zodjapvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable swallow.

Godditmig Zodjapvonk created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godditmig Zodjapvonk, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godditmig Zodjapvonk, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Godditmig Zodjapvonk's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Godditmig Zodjapvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.