Rillgenbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented snake.

Rillgenbonk created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Rillgenbonk, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillgenbonk, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rillgenbonk's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rillgenbonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rillgenbonk four times a day.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Worship no other gods but Rillgenbonk.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Put Rillgenbonk first in all things.