Spagsannurlpid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient unicorn.

Spagsannurlpid created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Spagsannurlpid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Spagsannurlpid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Spagsannurlpid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Spagsannurlpid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always wear indigo.