Pangbossciss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind crane.

Pangbossciss created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbossciss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pangbossciss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pangbossciss' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pangbossciss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pangbossciss.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.