Didnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, idiotic dugong.

Didnurl created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Didnurl, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Didnurl, she will make you grow a tail.

Didnurl's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Didnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Didnurl must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about comets.