Teencemhigten is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive centaur.

Teencemhigten created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teencemhigten, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Teencemhigten, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Teencemhigten's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Teencemhigten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Always help horses.

5. Never wear shirts.