Cenflat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident squid.

Cenflat created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenflat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenflat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cenflat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cenflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Cenflat.

5. Do not stand on grass.