Volfidgod is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented naga.

Volfidgod created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Volfidgod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Volfidgod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Volfidgod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Volfidgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not take Volfidgod's name in vain.

5. You must love Volfidgod.