Jamnurlfid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody dugong.

Jamnurlfid created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamnurlfid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jamnurlfid, she will turn you into a duck.

Jamnurlfid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jamnurlfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Jamnurlfid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Jamnurlfid's priests.