Fitfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented crow.

Fitfoss created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitfoss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fitfoss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fitfoss' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fitfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fitfoss.

3. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing fawn shirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your chest.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never jump in holy places.