Hunpakgumxucknil is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair hippopotamus.

Hunpakgumxucknil created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunpakgumxucknil, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunpakgumxucknil, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hunpakgumxucknil's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hunpakgumxucknil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.