Yatpidkikhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable bird.

Yatpidkikhad created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatpidkikhad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yatpidkikhad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yatpidkikhad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yatpidkikhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yatpidkikhad.