Davripcep Rapcumdab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless salamander.

Davripcep Rapcumdab created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Davripcep Rapcumdab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Davripcep Rapcumdab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Davripcep Rapcumdab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Davripcep Rapcumdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davripcep Rapcumdab.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Davripcep Rapcumdab in the centre of the settlement.