Pakkadbad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing raven.

Pakkadbad created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakkadbad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pakkadbad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pakkadbad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pakkadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pakkadbad.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Respect your elders.