Cepabgad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane fish.

Cepabgad created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepabgad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cepabgad, he will be very sad.

Cepabgad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cepabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Never paint your hands mauve.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.