Bughubced is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous deer.

Bughubced created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bughubced, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bughubced, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bughubced's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bughubced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed turnips to sharks while wearing boots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.