Fobgadbutsawbapfadtim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sapient hyena.

Fobgadbutsawbapfadtim created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Fobgadbutsawbapfadtim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fobgadbutsawbapfadtim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fobgadbutsawbapfadtim's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fobgadbutsawbapfadtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fobgadbutsawbapfadtim on top of all buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fobgadbutsawbapfadtim.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Fobgadbutsawbapfadtim on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.