Tigfondot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast gerbil.

Tigfondot created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tigfondot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tigfondot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tigfondot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tigfondot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed gooseberries to monkeys while wearing jumpers.