Yimfligcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, smart owl.

Yimfligcuss created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimfligcuss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimfligcuss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yimfligcuss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yimfligcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed carrots to gulls while wearing jumpers.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.