Stigflistaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic wombat.

Stigflistaf created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigflistaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stigflistaf, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stigflistaf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Stigflistaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the east.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Pray towards the west.