Fobnibbonwee Kanlibmot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic frog.

Fobnibbonwee Kanlibmot created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobnibbonwee Kanlibmot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fobnibbonwee Kanlibmot, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fobnibbonwee Kanlibmot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fobnibbonwee Kanlibmot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fobnibbonwee Kanlibmot.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fobnibbonwee Kanlibmot.

4. Hide if nine goats approach from the south.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.