Rothimditmum is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident wombat.

Rothimditmum created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rothimditmum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rothimditmum, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Rothimditmum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rothimditmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about dark energy near badgers while wearing cyan shirts and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.

4. Rothimditmum loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help sick ducks.