Geblenmet is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tranquil fairy.

Geblenmet created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geblenmet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Geblenmet, he will turn you into a mouse.

Geblenmet's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Geblenmet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away if eight birds approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Geblenmet.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.