Giltigpit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish beaver.

Giltigpit created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Giltigpit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Giltigpit, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Giltigpit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Giltigpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed garlic to swans while wearing dresses.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.