Bogmankon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing fox.

Bogmankon created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogmankon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogmankon, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bogmankon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bogmankon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Run away if five cats approach from the south.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Fast once a month.