Gofsakman is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing dolphin.

Gofsakman created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Gofsakman, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gofsakman, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gofsakman's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gofsakman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.