Gedpomlop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, moody wolf.

Gedpomlop created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedpomlop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gedpomlop, it will be very unhappy.

Gedpomlop's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gedpomlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Worship no other gods but Gedpomlop.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.