Rulljancum is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient squirrel.

Rulljancum created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rulljancum, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulljancum, she will turn you into a plant.

Rulljancum's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rulljancum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never talk about comets.