Banhinlak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless deer.

Banhinlak created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banhinlak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Banhinlak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Banhinlak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Banhinlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never skip in the presence of moths.

5. Do not leap in public.