Tabvaghot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind bat.

Tabvaghot created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Tabvaghot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tabvaghot, it will turn you into a rat.

Tabvaghot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tabvaghot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Tabvaghot on top of important buildings.

2. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never feed wheat to bats while wearing skirts.