Rilstigceb Flyfagwod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omniscient faun.

Rilstigceb Flyfagwod created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rilstigceb Flyfagwod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rilstigceb Flyfagwod, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rilstigceb Flyfagwod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rilstigceb Flyfagwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.