Nellapjadyok is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciless rat.

Nellapjadyok created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Nellapjadyok, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nellapjadyok, it will cry a lot.

Nellapjadyok's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nellapjadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Nellapjadyok must be the most important thing in your life.