Stragkadceb is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless shark.

Stragkadceb created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragkadceb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stragkadceb, it will turn you into a tree.

Stragkadceb's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stragkadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Hide if six mites approach from the south.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Stragkadceb in the centre of the settlement.