Didbitquam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent lobster.

Didbitquam created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didbitquam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Didbitquam, he will turn you into a mouse.

Didbitquam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Didbitquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red ear rings.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.