Yatflamcud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered goblin.

Yatflamcud created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatflamcud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yatflamcud, he will turn you into a goat.

Yatflamcud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yatflamcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Never sit near frogs.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yatflamcud on top of all buildings.