Basscitwon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody zebra.

Basscitwon created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Basscitwon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Basscitwon, he will turn you into a duck.

Basscitwon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Basscitwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Basscitwon nine times a day.

2. Never hop near bats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never pour water over plants.