Fabmigyik is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident goblin.

Fabmigyik created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmigyik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fabmigyik, she will not care at all.

Fabmigyik's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fabmigyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Fabmigyik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never go into white rooms.