Flownellvollik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage hippopotamus.

Flownellvollik created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Flownellvollik, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flownellvollik, it will turn you into a tree.

Flownellvollik's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flownellvollik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near rats while wearing pink skirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your feet.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.