Kandognur is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless naga.

Kandognur created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Kandognur, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kandognur, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kandognur's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Kandognur's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide from blue ducks for they are unholy.