Nurlmadaf is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, unfair
grasshopper.
Nurlmadaf created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlmadaf, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nurlmadaf, it will remove you from existence.
Nurlmadaf's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Nurlmadaf's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always obey Nurlmadaf's priests.
4. Put Nurlmadaf first in all things.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.