Yikmethas is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous
alligator.
Yikmethas created matter eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yikmethas, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Yikmethas, she will turn you into a duck.
Yikmethas' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Yikmethas' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about photosynthesis.
2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Hide if four cats approach from the east.