Cubjaddim is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong lion.

Cubjaddim created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubjaddim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cubjaddim, he will destroy your home planet.

Cubjaddim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cubjaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.